Dear Strep Throat:
GO AWAY! I hate you! I hated you when I was ten years old and would get you every winter. I hate you now and the fact that you have kept me awake for the past two nights. I hate that you make me feel like I'm drowning in my own spit because I can't swallow!
I hate that I can't eat solid food! I hate gargling with salt water!
DIE STREP THROAT, DIE!
Signed,
Maia
DUDE! Remember the time I had strep throat? I feel your pain, sistah. You'll get through it.
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